if you did

you would’ve

the self diagnosed avpd

Wondering if I should go out tonight and see some humans other than coworkers and roommates
I rather spend time in a kitten play pen
I’ll probably just finish reading The Walking Dead
and drink this cider

boy
ever since I moved I’ve felt little to no need to be social, seen, talking etc. etc.
It’s like inside ivy

I need a pair of skips

lesson lesion

my solution for figuring things out is really incredible
i’ll probably die from choking on a tortilla chip while inebriated
& i’d be okay with that, cause tortilla chips r fucking delicious

ahhh whatever i give up ahhhh gasface
#YODO

Unrelated: Funny.
For some reason people don’t think i’m a serious person or know just how serious I can be. Maybe because I believe cough -life is a joke, there’s humor in 99% of situations, everything is problems & solving the problems-
But when I’m serious i’m really fucking serious. I will take it to the grave. Perhaps it’s being stubborn to it’s truest definition.

..but if there’s is one thing I genuinely hate pertaining to the nature of interpersonal relationships, it’s __________.

Unrelated: When I devise a plan nothing stops me, it just takes forever and ever to do it. I’m giving this one till the last week.
Then I 1st: implode 2nd: the implosion matter explodes into dust 3rd: the dust get’s smoked in a cornhusk pipe
This plan is ingenious “Live. or die trying”